You make suicidal ideation so chic. This is not a criticism. You write about being messy in the loveliest way. From my own experience, Guys with PhDs in bars know everything except basic empathy. Also, a bunch of other very important shit.
Thank you. Being messy is, well… layered, to say the least. It isn’t for everyone, plenty of days I wish it wasn’t for me either, but it can be lovely.
What the hell is going on, I have also been absolutely DOWN this week??! Screaming in recognition! Loved this so much, safety in worst person in the world numbers <3
Stu I need an exorcism at this point. I have like one good day followed by four absolutely horrid ones and I don’t know why?! I mean I kinda know why but , still! Divas f’ing down.
I didn't teach my daughter to cook. I tell young women - men are so easy to reel in with home cooked meals.
But don't do it, because you will end up exactly where you thought you wanted to be: in the kitchen with a knife in your hand while he's over there in his chair holding his phone and/or the TV remote.
It's almost impossible to write if you don't imagine your pain as the pain of all pains. Universal suffering makes for shit prose.
Amen Gary. This must be why my self-centered ass is so good!
Duh. ❤️
The verisimilitude broke when you said a man in a turtleneck had sex with a woman
Would it absolutely kill you to just “like” the damn thing
It takes more effort to write than like!
I missed you
"Saddest Girl to Ever Hold a Martini" tumbler set with shaker. Consider branching out into foodstuffs like blue cheese olives.
When is our next zoom call? Someone needs to write these down
They're called notes for a reason.
So he can make me cum in the bathroom of a bar. That doesn’t make him Jesus. (!!!)
low-key it kinda does …
The saddest girl to ever hold a martini is iconic
you would think it’s hard to be sad with a martini but somehow I have it down lol
Dude totally missing the part about you cutting yourself. Where do they go inside themselves?
Vulnerable. Vivid. Beautiful.
Thank you QuYahni. Tbh I had reservations about unleashing this one
I’m glad you did. Hugging you 💋
You make suicidal ideation so chic. This is not a criticism. You write about being messy in the loveliest way. From my own experience, Guys with PhDs in bars know everything except basic empathy. Also, a bunch of other very important shit.
Thank you. Being messy is, well… layered, to say the least. It isn’t for everyone, plenty of days I wish it wasn’t for me either, but it can be lovely.
I also want to say, the right partner will let you feel big feelings. It's okay to have big ones. A lot of writers do.
What the hell is going on, I have also been absolutely DOWN this week??! Screaming in recognition! Loved this so much, safety in worst person in the world numbers <3
Stu I need an exorcism at this point. I have like one good day followed by four absolutely horrid ones and I don’t know why?! I mean I kinda know why but , still! Divas f’ing down.
I'm interested in the exorcism!
2 for 1 @ Claire’s!
I didn't teach my daughter to cook. I tell young women - men are so easy to reel in with home cooked meals.
But don't do it, because you will end up exactly where you thought you wanted to be: in the kitchen with a knife in your hand while he's over there in his chair holding his phone and/or the TV remote.
So good. Only wish is that you would do readings
Maybe I’ll start with a little poem first? If Bukowski did them, so can I.
Thank you, I’m glad you liked this one.
This is great
It took a lot out of me, thank you Carly
Ugh I love the way you write
Thank you Clementine. I have reservations about this one being a little too honest but oh well. Too late to take it back now
Those are your best ones. Sometimes your meanest and nastiest too but not always.
Honesty and authenticity are so refreshing! Sorely lacking in so much work
Pleasure and pain are talents in which you excel. Words, too.
Thank you, Sissi
"The melodrama. You have a gift, a true talent, for imagining your pain is unique"
I was just indulging in an industrial quantity of that and I need to do some 'pologizin' tonight
It takes a special skill …
You’d think at age it would be off the menu, but old drama queens never stop rollin’ out the drama
great read. love the tori reference
I took my martini filthy tonight. Which bar are we meeting up at when I come to NYC? We will be sad or happy together.