1. is the room spinning. Y or N? (Likely N why would you be reading this? ) 2. is there evidence Y or N? If Y you know what to do. If N go back to sleep for christ sake. 3. Anything other children, pets, legal wards or potential alibis missing Y or N? If Y get off the fucking phone know and start looking, especially if your unsure. if N consider it ur lucky day 4. is said party related to ANY reoccurring annual event? Y or N? if N don’t sweat it any hop head can be disenfranchised in half-a-sec. Just depends how hard u wanna go. if Y then you may well have a larger problem on your hands and need to contact a licensed party exorcist. but I had great time, and in the end that’s what matters—so thanks for the new dog, and the tub of peanut butter…later.
Soft and the gentle deer have always had a hard time.
Resilience will never not be a valuable virtue.
If you have any soft and gentle deer near you, try to shield them, a little bit, if you can, from the worst of it. Maybe they’ll just get clipped by the speeding cars, and come back to you, hurt but still alive. If you warn them, they may end up not getting smacked straight on, flung, crushed, and ground into the asphalt by the stream of cars after the first one.
Mary Mag was so hot that would have me high for days
hahahaha it definitely isn’t the worst thing I’ve been called
Has there ever been any other kind of world?
I wish I knew where to find it
1. is the room spinning. Y or N? (Likely N why would you be reading this? ) 2. is there evidence Y or N? If Y you know what to do. If N go back to sleep for christ sake. 3. Anything other children, pets, legal wards or potential alibis missing Y or N? If Y get off the fucking phone know and start looking, especially if your unsure. if N consider it ur lucky day 4. is said party related to ANY reoccurring annual event? Y or N? if N don’t sweat it any hop head can be disenfranchised in half-a-sec. Just depends how hard u wanna go. if Y then you may well have a larger problem on your hands and need to contact a licensed party exorcist. but I had great time, and in the end that’s what matters—so thanks for the new dog, and the tub of peanut butter…later.
The picture! The vibes! The language! Chef's kiss!
Soft and the gentle deer have always had a hard time.
Resilience will never not be a valuable virtue.
If you have any soft and gentle deer near you, try to shield them, a little bit, if you can, from the worst of it. Maybe they’ll just get clipped by the speeding cars, and come back to you, hurt but still alive. If you warn them, they may end up not getting smacked straight on, flung, crushed, and ground into the asphalt by the stream of cars after the first one.
The double entendre of Mary Magdalene (another name for the Bloody Mary cocktail) was good. The men see the speaker as just another drink.