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Jim J Wilsky's avatar

Now that, that right there, was funny as hell Sudana. I'm with you on the peanut shells on the floor by the way. There's a restaurant chain called Texas Roadhouse that serves peanuts free at every table, they encourage it, and it drives me nuts. Sorry, that was too easy. - Jim

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

Haha! I’m glad it made you Jim. That lady definitely isn’t getting into no pearly gates with manners like that.

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Jeff K's avatar

I was raised catholic and have no love for the church, but the eating peanuts like she's at a baseball game is something else. If the story ended with that lady getting hit by a bolt of lighting, it might actually make me believe in god.

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

I fucking cackled, Jeff if only our god was a righteous and just one 😔

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sarah cucchiara's avatar

incredible

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

thank you & SEE YOU SOOOOON

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maja roglić's avatar

so good

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Miep's avatar

This should keep going.

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

It should, but they told me confession is between me and the priest :)

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Miep's avatar

We want to hear about the exorcism tho

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Kevin Maher's avatar

Absolutely. Hooked from the first sentence to last.

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Jenovia 🕸️'s avatar

This gave me flashbacks of catechism and first confessionals 😮‍💨❤️‍🔥

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Noha Beshir's avatar

Eeeeewwww the peanut shells! I’m so upset by that!

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

It was soooo gross and definitely haram

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jaq bordeaux's avatar

you are so funny

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

thank you, it’s the trauma

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Laggy's avatar

Lmaoooo ilu for this

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

💕💕💕💕💕

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Tom Martin's avatar

As someone who endured 12 years of Catholic school, this made me really smile. We would have probably been burned at the stake together in older times...then again, they may be bringing that punishment back before too long 😂

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Caroline Beuley's avatar

so good at putting us right in the scene! All the little details really made me feel like I was there! can't wait to see what you come up with for the reading :)

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Tor Rose's avatar

love your brain

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Contarini's avatar

I am Catholic, and I love the church for countless reasons. The sacrament of confession is so foundational to me I don’t know how people live without it. Don’t rule out ultimately joining the church so that you can enjoy this tremendous gift.

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HANNAH's avatar

Brilliant sudana xx

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Andrew Beebe's avatar

I hope you found and continue to find the peace you were seeking. I really liked the line: "You really can’t escape disorder and the grotesque. Even here." So true! And reminds me of Flannery O'Connor

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